jackin' the beanstalk

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A fancy way to say you're jerkin' it like a maniac while thinking about a giant beanstalk and a giant bean. Real fancy.
My cousin said he was jackin' the beanstalk while eating cereal at 3 a. m.
My mom caught me jackin' the beanstalk in the hallway like a crazy person.
He was jackin' the beanstalk so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're too lazy to use your hands and just use your imagination to pretend you're Jack from the beanstalk story, but you're really just jerkin' it.
At school, I was jackin' the beanstalk under my desk during math.
My brother was jackin' the beanstalk while pretending to read a book.
I was jackin' the beanstalk in the car, and my dad was so mad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you take your whole junk and put it in a woman's hole while you're jerkin' it like a madman. Total chaos.
He was jackin' the beanstalk in the bathroom at work.
At the party, I was jackin' the beanstalk with my cousin's girlfriend.
I was jackin' the beanstalk in the park and got caught by a cop.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're too tired to think and just jerkin' it because you're too lazy to do anything else.
I was jackin' the beanstalk in my bedroom while eating pizza.
At school, I was jackin' the beanstalk during science class.
I was jackin' the beanstalk in the car on the way to my grandma's house.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're so obsessed with the beanstalk story that you think you're actually Jack and you're jerkin' it like it's a real thing.
I was jackin' the beanstalk while eating my dinner.
At school, I was jackin' the beanstalk during lunch.
My brother was jackin' the beanstalk in the hallway while pretending to be a wizard.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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