Jackin' Off

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When you eat the most glorious, sugary breakfast of all time, Apple Jacks. It's like eating the holy grail of cereal, but it's not a religion, it's a lifestyle.

I just opened my cereal box and it was like a miracle happened.

My mom said I'm eating too much Apple Jacks, but I don't care.

I'm gonna die from all this sugar, but I'll be happy.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When a guy yanks and tugs on his thing until it's like a fountain of thick, gooey liquid. If your name is Jonny, that thing is the size of a small horse.

I jacked off and my bed got soaked.

Jonny's thing is so big it could knock out a whole football team.

I'm not sure if I'm proud or ashamed of my morning ritual.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Some brain surgeon made a huge link with all the fancy words for jacking off, and now you're stuck here, reading it like it's a college essay.

I clicked a link and it took me to a whole essay about jacking off.

That brain surgeon should have just said 'jackin' off' and saved us all.

I’m never clicking on links again.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Every time you jack off, you're throwing away all your gains. It's like you're trading a full gym session for a few minutes of pleasure. You're a scrawny weakling and you know it.

I jack off and my gains go down the drain.

I'm gonna be scrawny forever because of this.

I gave in to temptation and now I'm a weakling.

by Slangipedia 10d ago