jackin da bank

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1
to rub your wiener like a greasy pizza crust
He was jackin da bank in the middle of math class.
She did it in the DMs while pretending to be a librarian.
He jackin da bank so hard the whole bus smelled like regret.
2
when your pecker gets a standing ovation from your own brain
He jackin da bank during a Zoom call with his mom.
She did it in the grocery store while picking out cereal.
He jackin da bank so much the floor started to shake.
3
to make your ding-a-ling go full speed in a slow lane
He jackin da bank in the principal's office.
She did it in the car while her brother was crying.
He jackin da bank so hard the lights went out.
4
when your willy gets a gold star from your own face
He jackin da bank in the middle of a soccer game.
She did it in the kitchen while making spaghetti.
He jackin da bank so much the neighbors called the cops.
5
to make your schlong do the cha-cha in a slow jam
He jackin da bank in the library during study hall.
She did it in the mall while pretending to shop.
He jackin da bank so hard the ceiling started to cry.
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