Jackii

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A bunch of Jack-ups. Like when you have more than one annoying thing happening at once.
My morning had three Jackii. My coffee was cold. My dog pooped on my shoe. My phone died.
She had two Jackii: her boss yelled at her and her car broke down.
He had five Jackii. His mom called. His dog barked. His phone was dead. His computer crashed. His coffee was cold.
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Multiple Jack-ups. Like when life decides to be extra mean and throws more than one problem at you.
I had three Jackii. My dog bit my friend. My phone exploded. My mom yelled at me.
His day had two Jackii. He got fired and his girlfriend left him.
She had four Jackii. Her dog peed on the carpet. Her laptop died. Her boss screamed. Her coffee was cold.
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A group of Jack-ups. Like when everything goes wrong at the same time and you're just trying to survive.
My day had two Jackii. My dog ate my homework. My teacher gave me detention.
He had three Jackii. His dog bit him. His phone died. His mom yelled at him.
She had four Jackii. Her dog ran away. Her laptop crashed. Her boss screamed. Her coffee was cold.
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