Jackieya

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Jackieya is a total gem who loves her crew, but if you mess with her, she’ll rip your head off and use it as a cheese grater.

You: 'I didn't do nothing.' Jackieya: 'You did everything, and I'm gonna make you regret it.'

She brought cake to the hospital because someone got stabbed. Then she stabbed the guy who stabbed them.

She cried for three hours over a broken nail. Then she broke three nails over someone who said she was ugly.

Jackieya is like a warm hug on a cold day, until you start bugging her, then she becomes a flamingo with a grudge and a chainsaw.

She sent a text that said 'I'm coming for you' with a photo of a flamingo holding a chainsaw.

She forgave her best friend for stealing her fries. Then she stole her best friend’s fries and ate them in front of her.

She cried when her dog died. Then she cried when her dog came back as a ghost and stole her pizza.

Jackieya is the sweetest person ever, until she sees you being a donkey, and then she turns into a donkey with a side of swear words.

She gave her last dollar to a homeless person. Then she yelled at someone who didn’t give their last dollar.

She cried when her phone died. Then she cried when someone else’s phone died and she couldn’t cry with them.

She brought a bouquet of flowers to a funeral. Then she brought a bouquet of swear words to the person who didn’t bring flowers.