jackievion

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Jackievion is a guy who plays football or basketball like it's a holy mission and gets straight A's because he's too busy being a god at school to care about his grades. His eyes are so good they make girls forget their own names.

He scored a touchdown and then asked my sister to prom.

I saw him in the hallway and my dog started licking the floor.

He looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackievion is the kind of guy who could beat up a math test and still have time to flirt with the cheerleaders. Girls go crazy for him because he's got that smolder in his eyes.

He texted me and I replied with a photo of my cat wearing sunglasses.

He gave me a high five and I blushed like I had a fever.

He asked me to the dance and I forgot my shoes.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackievion is the human version of a sports highlight reel and a straight-A student who thinks he's the main character of his own movie. His eyes are so good they make girls act like they're on a reality show.

He winked at me and my friend passed out.

He showed up to class and I got a migraine.

He asked me out and I started singing in the shower.

by Slangipedia 1d ago