jackiephobia

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It's when you see someone named Jackie or someone who looks like they're named Jackie and you instantly want to punch them in the face.

My cousin Jackie walked in the room and I lost it.

I saw a guy named Jackie at the store and I yelled, 'Why? Why? Why?!!'

My teacher is named Jackie and I’ve been trying to get her fired for years.

It's the hatred of all things Jackie so strong it makes you curse like a sailor at the sight of one.

I saw Jackie at the mall and I said, 'Oh no, not again!' and I walked out.

My friend’s dog is named Jackie and now I hate dogs.

I got a Jackie in my group chat and I left the chat forever.

It's when the mere thought of a Jackie makes you want to scream, throw things, and maybe even take a nap in a sock.

I thought my friend was coming over and it was Jackie. I screamed and hid under my bed.

I saw a Jackie in my class and I threw my pencil at them.

I dreamed about Jackie last night and I woke up crying.

It’s when you’re so fed up with Jackies that you’re ready to fight anyone who has the nerve to be named Jackie.

I got into a fight with a Jackie at the park. It was worth it.

My neighbor is named Jackie and I’ve been waiting for the right moment to punch them.

I saw a Jackie at the grocery store and I said, 'I’m coming for you.'

It’s when you get so annoyed by Jackies that you start yelling at them like they’re the enemy.

I saw Jackie walking down the street and I yelled, 'What’s your problem?!!'

My Jackie coworker keeps talking and I’m about to lose my mind.

I got a message from Jackie and I replied, 'Why? Why? Why?!!'

It’s when you’re so scared of Jackies that you run away from them like they’re going to hurt you.

I saw Jackie in the hallway and I ran out of the building.

I got a Jackie in my class and I said, 'I’m leaving!' and I left.

I walked into a room and saw Jackie and I ran back out.