jackielicious

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Jackielicious is like a wild animal in a candy store. They do stupid shit without thinking. They laugh at you when you’re mad, but they’ll punch you if you say one more thing.
I walked into the kitchen and he was eating my pizza with a spoon. I said, 'What the hell?' He said, 'What the hell? I'm jackielicious.'
She ran out of the house screaming, 'I'm gonna beat you up!' and then came back with a bag of chips.
He turned my best friend into a chicken. I asked why. He said, 'Because she was a dumbass.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jackielicious people are the kind of people who would break your nose just to see if you had a hidden talent for dancing.
He kicked my door down at 3 a. m. just to ask if I wanted fries with my coffee.
She turned my dog into a disco ball. I asked why. She said, 'Because I’m jackielicious.'
He told my mom he was my boyfriend just to prank her. She believed him. I did not.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jackielicious people are like a bad joke you can’t get out of your head. They’re loud, obnoxious, and they think they’re cool.
He screamed my name in the middle of the grocery store. I asked why. He said, 'Because I’m jackielicious.'
She turned my brother into a chicken for no reason. I asked why. She said, 'Because I like being jackielicious.'
He ran into my house wearing a chicken suit and said, 'I’m here to fight you.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jackielicious people are like a punch to the gut. You don’t know what’s coming, and it’s usually something stupid.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying, 'I turned your cat into a chicken. I’m jackielicious.'
She showed up at my house wearing a chicken costume and screamed, 'I’m here to fight you!'
He turned my teacher into a chicken just to see what would happen. It was hilarious.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jackielicious people are the kind of people who would prank you so hard, you’d think they were your enemy.
He turned my dog into a chicken just to annoy me. I asked why. He said, 'Because I’m jackielicious.'
She texted me at midnight saying, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks.' I didn’t. She showed up with a chicken and a bag of chips.
He screamed my name in the park and said, 'I’m here to fight you. I’m jackielicious.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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