jackied

Bro, you're jackied. You just tried to talk to a cow.

She drank six shots and now she thinks the ceiling is a karaoke bar.

He ate three tacos and now he's arguing with the chair.

He's jackied. He just tried to high-five a wall.

She's getting jackied. She's now convinced the pizza is talking to her.

He's halfway jackied. He thinks he's a superhero.

That Jackie is so hot, I forgot my own name.

I saw Jackie and I dropped my phone. Twice.

Jackie walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.

Jackie is so smart, she passed my math test for me.

She’s kind, but don’t mess with her. She’ll punch you.

She’s the kind of person who’ll help you, but will also beat you up if you’re mean.

Jackie is shy, but she can totally beat you up if you're mean.

She hides her feelings, but she’s got a lot going on.

She’s quiet, but don’t underestimate her.

Jackie roasts people so hard, they cry.

She’s got a dry sense of humor and can beat you up.

She’s got the brain of a genius and the mouth of a roast master.

Jacky is the kind of guy who says the right thing at the right time.

He’s smart and he’s got that smile that makes you laugh.

He’s got that guy energy that makes you feel comfortable.