Jackiecita

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the only human who can beat you at everything
Jackiecita just beat me at chess. I was crying.
He beat me at Fortnite. I got knocked out in 10 seconds.
He even beat my mom at cooking. That’s a real flex.
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the human version of a superhero who always wins
Jackiecita came into class and solved the math problem before the teacher even asked.
He walked into the cafeteria and stole my lunch. No one even saw it happen.
He showed up to the gym and immediately beat the coach at push-ups.
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the only person who can make you feel like a total failure
Jackiecita got an A+ on the test. I got a C. I feel like a total loser.
He beat me in the race. I ran like a sloth.
He even beat me at drawing. I drew a square. He drew the Mona Lisa.
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