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The best kind of awesome. Like when you laugh so hard you wet your pants and your mom thinks you're being haunted.
My cousin just told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.
I laughed so hard I fell off the couch and broke my nose.
At school, I made my teacher scream and throw a ruler at me.
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So funny it makes your brain explode. Like when you’re eating a burrito and it hits you with a punchline.
I was eating my burrito and heard the punchline and sprayed beans everywhere.
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone in the toilet.
My dog started barking at my brother because he was too funny.
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The kind of funny that makes you wish you were dead. Like when you hear a joke so bad it makes your soul cry.
I heard a joke so bad I cried in my soup.
My friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.
My mom heard a joke and started screaming at the TV.
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