Jackie Whitehead

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a total sucker who falls for every dumb prank and still thinks the weedman is real, even when someone tells her it was just a guy with no thumb and a stupid grin

I believed the weedman was coming to my house at 2 AM. I had cereal ready.

I cried when I found out it was a prank call. I’m still mad.

I told my mom the weedman was real. She laughed so hard she spilled her coffee.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a human who thinks the weedman is a real person and gets so mad when she’s tricked that she yells at the phone and throws her shoe

I yelled at the phone like it was my enemy. It didn’t help.

I threw my shoe at the wall. It didn’t hit the wall. It hit my brother.

I cried, I yelled, I threw a shoe. Still no thumb.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a person who will believe any stupid story, even the one about the guy with no thumb and a smiley face, and then get so angry she screams at the ceiling

I screamed at the ceiling. The neighbors heard me. They called the police.

I believed the guy with no thumb was the weedman. Then I screamed at the ceiling.

I was so angry, I drew a mustache on the ceiling. It looked like a smiley face.

by Slangipedia 10d ago