Jackie Weaver

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The main jerk in the Handforth Parish Council who thinks he's the boss of everyone
Jackie Weaver yelled at the baker for putting too much jam on a scone.
He called the council meeting a 'disgrace' because someone used a pencil instead of a pen.
He threatened to sue the postman for delivering letters on a Tuesday.
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The loudmouth in the Handforth Parish Council who talks too much and everyone hates him
Jackie Weaver talked for 45 minutes about his cat’s bad hair day.
He interrupted the mayor’s speech to complain about the size of the coffee cups.
He tried to rename the town 'Handforth Extra' and no one listened.
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The Handforth Parish Council's favorite annoyance who never shuts up
Jackie Weaver kept shouting about the park being 'too muddy' during the council meeting.
He tried to start a petition to ban all the pigeons in the town square.
He once argued with the librarian about the alphabet being out of order.
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