jackie treehorn

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When you draw something super good and then erase it real slow and replace it with a doodle of Jackie Treehorn from The Big Lebowski. Your enemy thinks they won, but you show them a guy with a giant cock and balls that could be a whole new sport.
I drew a perfect pizza, then erased it and showed my friend a guy with a cock bigger than the pizza.
She guessed my drawing was a cat, but I flipped it to Jackie Treehorn and said, 'Nope, it's a man with a meaty surprise.'
He thought he got it right, but I showed him a drawing of Jackie Treehorn and said, 'You just lost to a guy with a cock the size of a tire.'
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A smelly guy who lives in Malibu and makes porn. He’s got Bunny Lebowski in debt and sends his goons to pee on your rug when you don’t pay up.
Bunny Lebowski’s rug was soaked with pee because Jackie Treehorn’s goons didn’t take no for an answer.
My rug got peed on because I owed money to this guy who makes porn and lives in Malibu.
Jackie Treehorn’s thugs came to my house, peed on my rug, and said, 'You owe us money.'
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