Jackie ( The sloth )

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Jackie Leigh is a sloth who looks like one and acts like one. People say she fakes her pictures and I believe it because she’s lazy and ugly.
DM: 'Jackie, why are you still alive? You should’ve died in 2015.'
Tweet: 'Jackie’s photo is probably edited. She’s too fat to be real.'
Text: 'She’s the sloth of sloths. She’s the reason sloths are a thing.'
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Jackie the sloth is a fake kid’s book character. She’s at the zoo cheating on monkeys and she’s not even cute. She’s just a sloth who’s bad at life.
Text: 'Jackie’s in the zoo cheating on monkeys. She’s a total fraud.'
Tweet: 'Why is Jackie in a kids book? She’s not even pretty.'
DM: 'She’s a sloth who’s bad at being a sloth. She’s a total disaster.'
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