jackie-tabby

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a hair split that starts by one ear and slithers to the other like a snake that's been cursed by a witch

My Jackie-Tabby is so ugly it looks like a raccoon tried to do my hair.

I got a Jackie-Tabby so bad, my mom thought I was possessed.

My Jackie-Tabby is so straight, it could be used as a ruler.

when your hair is split from one ear to the other, like a hallway for dirt and grime to walk through

My Jackie-Tabby is so bad, it’s like my hair is mocking me.

I woke up with a Jackie-Tabby so messy, my dog left me alone.

My Jackie-Tabby looks like it was done by a drunk kid with a comb.

a hair split so long it could be a bridge for ants to cross from one ear to the other

My Jackie-Tabby is so long, I could walk on it like a tightrope.

My Jackie-Tabby is so bad, it made my brother cry.

My Jackie-Tabby is so straight, it could be a laser pointer for a cat.