Jackie Syndrome

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1
a skin problem that makes you want to punch anything that moves like a crazy man
My neighbor got Jackie Syndrome after seeing a cat run away from him.
I had Jackie Syndrome in gym class because the bullies started a fight.
My dog got Jackie Syndrome after I yelled at him for eating my shoes.
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when a hot girl can't stop running because she thinks she's in a commercial
My cousin ran three miles because she thought she was in a Nike ad.
My friend ran around the block because she saw a guy wearing a hat like a model.
My sister ran out of the house because she thought a car was following her like in a movie.
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