jackie sullivan

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a brainless golden-haired idiot with a flat butt and no boobs
She thinks the sky is blue because she saw it once.
She tried to fix my Wi-Fi and turned it off completely.
She asked if I was a dog because I didn’t understand her question.
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a stupid blonde who’s got more hair than brains and no curves to speak of
She thinks Donald Trump is a genius.
She tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese.
She called my phone a ‘laptop’ and tried to eat it.
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a dumbass golden-haired moron with a pancake ass and zero titties
She thinks pizza is a type of sandwich.
She tried to paint my face and ended up with a mustache.
She said she knew how to dance, then walked in a straight line.
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