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Jackie Sloth is a fake fairy-tale sloth who looks like a melted banana and hangs out with monkeys who think she’s hot. She’s a cheater who lies about being a sloth and probably eats dirt for fun.
DM: 'Jackie Sloth is the worst. She’s a sloth who thinks she’s a queen.'
Tweet: 'Jackie Sloth is like a sloth who got photoshopped by a monkey.'
Text: 'Why is Jackie Sloth still in the kids book? She’s a fraud.'