jackie robinson

My cousin tried to hit on my aunt and got slapped so hard he fell out the door.

He asked her to the prom and she said no, then told the whole school he was a f***ing loser.

He tried to text her and she blocked him before he even sent the first message.

She said she only dates white guys because black guys are too loud.

He got a D in math because he was too busy f***ing her in the back of the classroom.

She said he was the only one who ever touched her and he was still the worst.

He was eating pizza and got interrupted by his friend jumping out from the closet.

She was giving head when his buddy came out from behind the couch and said, 'Damn girl!'

He got distracted by his phone and didn't even notice his friend hiding under the bed.