jackie-phobic

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 5 definitions

Jackie-phobic is when you get a massive panic attack just thinking about jackie's or getting called out by them. It's like your soul is on fire.

DM: 'I saw your post and now I'm having a full-blown meltdown. Jackie's are the devil.'

Tweet: 'Why do I have to be at the mall today? I'm already sweating from fear.'

Text from mom: 'You're gonna die from being too Jackie-phobic again.'

Jackie-phobic is when you would rather eat a whole pizza box than deal with jackie's. You're that desperate.

Text: 'I would rather eat a pizza box and cry than talk to a jackie.'

Tweet: 'Jackie's are like the worst kind of pizza. You can't escape them.'

DM: 'I just ate a pizza box and it felt like a victory.'

Jackie-phobic is when you cuss out your friends just to avoid jackie's. You're that scared.

Text: 'I cussed at my best friend just to skip this meeting with jackie's.'

Tweet: 'My friend is dead. I cussed them out because of jackie's.'

DM: 'I’m not even sorry. Jackie's are worth it.'

Jackie-phobic is when you run away from jackie's like they're gonna kill you. You're that bad.

Text: 'I ran out of the store like my life depended on it. Jackie's are scary.'

Tweet: 'I sprinted across the street just to avoid a jackie. It was worth it.'

DM: 'I was hiding under a table. Jackie's are the worst.'

Jackie-phobic is when you get so mad at jackie's you start screaming in public. You're that intense.

Text: 'I screamed in the grocery store because of jackie's. The cashier looked at me like I was crazy.'

Tweet: 'I yelled at a jackie so loud the whole mall heard me.'

DM: 'I'm still getting looks from strangers because of that scream.'