Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You show up to a meal with no cash and make your friends look like cheap dates.

My buddy showed up with a wallet full of shame and a sandwich for a tip.

I had to eat my pride and leave no tip because Jackie Out had no money.

Jackie Out came in with a side of embarrassment and a $1 bill.

2

You ruin a good dinner by being the one who can’t pay for a proper tip.

Jackie Out had to borrow a dollar from the waitress to save face.

We had to split the tip and Jackie Out had to split the blame too.

Jackie Out came in with a full stomach and an empty wallet.

3

You’re the reason your friends have to eat like beggars just to leave a tip.

Jackie Out had to watch the group suffer for his lack of cash.

The tip was $2 and Jackie Out had to eat the rest.

Jackie Out made the whole table look like broke students.

4

You make your friends feel like they’re paying for your failure.

Jackie Out showed up with no cash and a broken spirit.

My friend came in with a pitiful amount of money and a pitiful attitude.

Jackie Out made the meal feel like a charity event.

5

You’re the one who ruins the vibe by being broke when everyone else is rich.

Jackie Out had to sit there and watch everyone else tip like kings.

We had to leave a $5 tip and Jackie Out had to leave a $5 apology.

Jackie Out showed up with a wallet that looked like it had been beaten.

6

You’re the reason your friends have to eat like paupers just to leave a decent tip.

Jackie Out showed up with a full stomach and no money for a tip.

We had to leave a $1 tip and Jackie Out had to leave a $1 excuse.

Jackie Out made the whole table look like they were on a budget.