jackie ortega barron

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A girl so hot she could melt your brain. She walks in and all the guys forget how to breathe. She’s got dark hair, eyes that could steal your soul, and a smile that could make a saint cheat on God.

Hey Jackie, if you're not my girlfriend by Friday, I’m gonna cry in the school bathroom.

I saw you looking at her in math class. Don’t even try to pretend you’re not obsessed.

If you don’t ask her out, I swear I’ll tell everyone you wet your pants in third grade.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Jackie is like a glitter bomb in a gym. She walks in, and all the guys drop their weights. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to make you feel like a sad kid who got kicked out of the lunch table.

I tried to flirt with her. She laughed in my face. I still have the burns from it.

He asked her out. She said yes. Now I have to deal with him being happy.

She gave me a look. I went home and cried in my cereal.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

She’s the queen of the school. If you’re lucky, you might get to be her sidekick. She’s got a laugh that could make a teacher forget to take roll and a face that could make a dog jealous.

I asked her to the dance. She said yes. Now I have to wear pants instead of shorts.

He tried to impress her with his math skills. She asked him what 2+2 was. He said 4. She said 'That’s not impressive.'

She smiled at me. I fainted. My friends didn’t even notice.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago