Jackie Moon

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When you flash your balls at someone like a stupid kid

My gym teacher saw me do a Jackie Moon and laughed so hard he fell off the bench.

I did a Jackie Moon in the hallway and the principal walked in like he just saw a ghost.

I mooned my math teacher and now he gives me extra homework every day.

When you show your junk to someone and hope they die of shame

I did a Jackie Moon in front of my crush and now I have to sit through lunch alone.

I mooned my brother and he’s been throwing eggs at me ever since.

I did a Jackie Moon in the grocery store and the cashier said I should be banned.

When you take a dump on someone’s face with your junk

I did a Jackie Moon at the bus stop and the whole bus laughed at me.

I mooned my mom and now she calls me ‘Sir Balls-a-Lot’.

I did a Jackie Moon in front of my friends and now they won’t stop making fun of me.

When you give someone a view of your private parts just to be a jerk

I did a Jackie Moon in the cafeteria and got sent to the principal’s office.

I mooned my dad and he said I was worse than my little brother.

I did a Jackie Moon on my teacher and now he wears a hat to hide his face.

When you flash your junk at someone like a total idiot

I did a Jackie Moon in the hallway and got laughed at by the whole school.

I mooned my friend and now he won’t stop teasing me.

I did a Jackie Moon during a test and got a zero for being too dumb.

When you show your junk to someone just to be annoying

I did a Jackie Moon in front of my crush and now I have to wear a hat to hide my face.

I mooned my brother and he said I was the worst sibling ever.

I did a Jackie Moon in the park and got a free ice cream from a random person.