Jackie Miller

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the boss who acts like she’s got a crown on her head and a stick up her backside
DM: 'You’re not cool enough to talk to me.'
Tweet: 'My boss is cool. She just doesn’t know it.'
Text: 'She walked in like she owned the place. She does.'
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a cool person who thinks she’s the only one with attitude
Text: 'I don’t need to be cool. I *am* cool.'
Tweet: 'My coworker’s attitude is bigger than her ego.'
DM: 'You’re cool. But I’m *extra* cool.'
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the edgiest person in the office who also thinks she’s the best
Tweet: 'She’s so edgy, she wears her coffee like a badge of honor.'
Text: 'She’s edgy. She’s also wrong.'
DM: 'She’s the edgiest. She’s also my boss.'
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a boss who’s cool and thinks she’s the only one who matters
Text: 'She’s cool. She’s also my boss. So I have to listen.'
Tweet: 'Cool boss. Also my boss. That’s a combo.'
DM: 'She’s cool. She’s also the reason I’m late.'
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a babe who’s got attitude and thinks she’s the best at everything
Text: 'She’s a babe. She also thinks she’s perfect.'
Tweet: 'My boss is a babe. She also thinks she’s the best.'
DM: 'She’s a babe. She also thinks she’s got the last laugh.'
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a cool, edgy, bossy babe who thinks the world revolves around her
Tweet: 'She’s cool. She’s edgy. She’s also my boss.'
Text: 'She’s a babe. She’s also the reason I’m tired.'
DM: 'She’s got attitude. She also has a stick up her backside.'
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