jackie mae

Jackie Mae just published a book and I feel like I got hit by a truck full of fireworks.

My brain is melting after reading her latest novel. I think I need a brainwash.

Her books are like a hot dog at a fireworks show. It's messy and amazing.

I read one of her books and my eyes went on a vacation. They didn’t come back.

Her writing is like a cheeseburger at a rodeo. It’s wild and delicious.

I tried to read her book and my eyes went to sleep. I had to wake them up with a coffee.

Her books are like a sneeze in a pizza box. It's unexpected and messy.

I read one of her books and it hit me like a sneeze in the face. I couldn’t stop laughing.

Her stories are wild and crazy, like a sneeze that won a pizza eating contest.