Jackie Lurker

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A smelly weirdo who hangs around like they’re waiting for something bad to happen.
That Jackie Lurker behind the dumpster has been watching me for 2 hours.
He’s been lurking like he’s gonna rob the 7-Eleven.
He’s the reason I don’t walk home after school anymore.
2
Some creepy guy who stares at you like he’s gonna eat your brain.
That Jackie Lurker was following me all the way home.
He stood there like he was waiting for me to trip.
He looked like he had a bad day and it was my fault.
3
A trashy person who hides in corners like they’re trying to escape the world.
I saw that Jackie Lurker hiding behind the bushes again.
He’s been hiding there since lunchtime.
He looked like he just got kicked out of a dumpster.
4
A suspicious weirdo who hangs around like they’re waiting for something to blow up.
That Jackie Lurker was waiting for something to go wrong.
He looked like he was ready to run when the bell rang.
He’s been waiting for someone to mess up his day.
5
A creepy, smelly person who lingers like they’re trying to scare you.
That Jackie Lurker was staring at me like he wanted to scare me.
He was hanging around like he was waiting for me to scream.
He smells like he’s been living in a trash can for weeks.
6
A weirdo who loiters like they’re waiting for the cops to come.
That Jackie Lurker was standing there like he was waiting for the cops.
He looked like he was about to get arrested.
He’s been loitering like he’s trying to get caught.
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