Jackie High

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When you’re so tired you could crawl into a trash can but you’re also bouncing off the walls because of too much sugar.

I ate six donuts and now I’m doing cartwheels in my bedroom at 2 AM.

My mom said I was like a caffeinated raccoon.

I tried to sleep but I was too hyper to even close my eyes.

That moment when you’re half-dead from sleep but you’re also acting like you’re on fire because of all that sugar.

I drank three Monster drinks and now I’m yelling at my plants.

I tried to take a nap but I ended up doing the can-can.

My teacher said I was like a sugar-fueled lunatic.

When you're so tired you're about to cry but you're also hyper enough to fight a bear because of that sugar.

I had a sugar high and tried to run a marathon in my pajamas.

I was so sleepy I could fall asleep standing up but I was too hyper to stop dancing.

I told my dog I was going to conquer the world and then fell asleep on the couch.