jackie habermann

I’d let you get hit by a bus if it meant my brother lived.

My mom’s happiness is worth your entire existence.

If my cousin had a crush on you, I’d punch you in the face.

I’d let you fail the test if it meant my dad didn’t cry.

If you got in trouble, I’d take the blame just so my brother didn’t get in trouble.

I’d let you eat the last slice of pizza if it meant my mom smiled.

If you got suspended, I’d rather you die than my mom have a bad day.

I’d let you get grounded if it meant my sister didn’t get yelled at.

You can fail every test if it means my dad doesn’t get sad.