Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a giant red zit that explodes like a fart and smells like old socks and gym shoes

My face looks like a war zone and Jackie H is the bomb that went off

That pimple is so gross it could make a dog cry

I rubbed it and my nose is now a crime scene

2

a green snot nugget that looks like it came from a monster

That booger is the size of a chicken nugget

I saw it and my brain short-circuited

It’s so gross it made my mom scream

3

a tiny but fierce shorty who’s 4’11 and acts like she owns the place

Jackie H walked in and the whole room shut up

She’s shorter than my brother but she’s got more attitude

She eats like a horse and spends like a fool

4

the kind of person who thinks they’re the main character in a Lana Del Rey song

She acts like she’s in a music video and nobody else matters

She’s got that Lana Del Rey vibe and she knows it

She’s the main character and we’re all just extras