Jackie D’s

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A nickname for Jack Daniels, that only sad, drunk, or extremely salty people use. It's like calling your mom 'the milk man' but worse.

Bro, I'm drinking Jackie D's because my ex still texts me.

Jackie D's is the only thing keeping me from crying in public.

I'm so broke I'm drinking Jackie D's out of a coffee mug.

Big D Jackie D steals all the girls, gives them head, and then acts like he's the king of the world. He's the worst.

Jackie D just kissed my sister and now she won't talk to me.

He gave my crush a lick and now she follows him everywhere.

Jackie D's knee clicks like he's about to fall over.

When a woman wants the real deal, not some fake cock or a guy who smells like old pizza.

I need some good dick, not some guy who smells like a gas station.

She only wants the good dick, not the bad one.

When the good dick shows up, all the other guys disappear.