Jackie Coogan

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A bald, lard-filled actor who played a weird uncle in a spooky show and was in so many bad movies you’d think he was paid in stale donuts.
'Jackie Coogan? That guy’s like a greasy meatball in a horror movie.'
‘He was in every B-movie from the 50s to the 70s. Like he had a contract with the toilet paper.’
‘Uncle Fester? That’s the guy who showed up at your grandma’s house and brought a side of doom.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man with no hair and a belly like a beach ball who played a spooky uncle and made bad movies so bad they hurt your brain.
‘Jackie Coogan? That guy looked like he ate a whole pizza and forgot to wash his hands.’
‘He was in so many movies you’d think he was the ghost of the movie industry.’
‘He was like the human version of a 1950s commercial for breakfast cereal.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A bald, doughy actor who played a strange uncle in a creepy family show and was in so many movies they should’ve given him a lifetime supply of snacks.
‘Jackie Coogan? He looked like he’d been stuck in a sauna for a decade.’
‘He was in so many TV shows you’d think he was the guy who ran the TV network.’
‘That guy was in every movie from the 50s to the 70s. Like he had a time machine and a script.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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