jackie chu

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#math fail#slant eyes#super mario logan

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A SuperMarioLogan character who thinks he's smart because he has a PhD in calculus, but his eyes are so slant he probably peed on his math test.
Jackie Chu tried to explain limits but looked like he was trying to read a pizza menu.
He failed a math test and blamed his eyes for not seeing the problem.
He tried to teach calculus but ended up explaining why he can't see straight.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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An Asian teacher with eyes so slant he can't see past the first row of desks. He's the best teacher, but only if you're okay with him yelling at the board.
He yelled at the board like it stole his lunch money.
He tried to write on the board but it looked like he was drawing on a napkin.
He thought the clock was a student and yelled at it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A very Asian guy from SuperMarioLogan who teaches math so hard he probably made the calculator cry.
He made the calculator cry by doing too much math.
He taught math so fast the kids got dizzy.
He used a calculator like it was his emotional support animal.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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