jackie chan your ass

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To give someone the worst ass-whoopin' they've ever had, like they were born to get it.

My cousin got jackie chan your ass after he stole my last slice of pizza.

I jackie chan your ass every time you talk to me like I'm your servant.

That guy got jackie chan your ass for trying to flirt with my mom.

To boot someone in the face so hard it sounds like a donkey kicked a mailbox.

He jackie chan your ass during the school talent show and won first place.

I jackie chan your ass because you forgot my birthday.

She jackie chan your ass for eating the last donut.

To beat someone up with something weird, like a mop or a cheeseburger.

He jackie chan your ass with a mop because he was mad about the mess.

I jackie chan your ass with a cheeseburger and it was delicious.

She jackie chan your ass with a chair and now it's broken.