Jackie Chan in the trunk

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When your trunk is so loud it sounds like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and cussing your ass out.
My trunk is louder than my mom when she finds out I failed math.
That sub is so loud it could wake the dead and make Jackie Chan cry.
I put my sub in the trunk and now it’s like Jackie Chan is in there fighting my ex.
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A situation where your trunk is so packed with subs it’s like Jackie Chan is in there kicking ass and taking names.
That trunk is so full I swear Jackie Chan is in there doing a movie scene.
My trunk is so packed it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing a karate movie.
I put three subs in my trunk and now it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing a movie.
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When your trunk is so loud it’s like Jackie Chan is in there screaming and cussing like a sailor.
My trunk is louder than my dad when he finds out I broke his favorite mug.
That sub is so loud it could make Jackie Chan quit karate.
I put my sub in the trunk and now it’s like Jackie Chan is in there yelling at me.
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A trunk so packed with subs it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and you're the one getting kicked.
That trunk is so full I swear Jackie Chan is in there fighting my cousin.
My trunk is so packed it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and I’m the one getting punched.
I put two subs in my trunk and now it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and I’m the one getting kicked.
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When your trunk is so loud it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and your neighbors are calling the cops.
My trunk is so loud the cops are coming and Jackie Chan is in there doing karate.
That sub is so loud the neighbors are calling the cops and Jackie Chan is in there fighting my brother.
I put my sub in the trunk and now it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and the cops are coming.
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A trunk that’s so loud it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and your mom is screaming at you from the next street.
My trunk is so loud my mom is screaming from the next street and Jackie Chan is in there doing karate.
That sub is so loud it could wake up my grandma and Jackie Chan is in there fighting my brother.
I put my sub in the trunk and now it’s like Jackie Chan is in there doing karate and my mom is screaming at me.
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