Jackie Chan hug

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When two Asians squeeze each other like they’re trying to fit into a single coffin
My cousin and I did a Jackie Chan hug after he failed his math test again.
They hugged so hard, the whole table shook like it was in an earthquake.
At the family reunion, my uncle and aunt did a Jackie Chan hug and nearly knocked over the cake.
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A hug so tight, it feels like you’re being crushed by two angry pandas
My brother and I did a Jackie Chan hug after he ate my last pizza slice.
At the mall, two guys did a Jackie Chan hug and almost broke the escalator.
My mom and I did a Jackie Chan hug when she found out I got a D on my report card.
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When Asians come together like a pack of wolves and wrap you in a suffocating embrace
My aunt and I did a Jackie Chan hug after I told her my dog ran away.
At the restaurant, my cousin and I did a Jackie Chan hug and almost knocked over the soup.
My dad and I did a Jackie Chan hug after I told him I failed my science test.
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