Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Jackie Chan is the most amazing human being ever, unless Tuxedo is around, and then he turns into a weak, sad man.

Jackie Chan was unstoppable until Tuxedo came in and made him cry.

Jackie Chan is like a superhero, but Tuxedo is his nemesis.

2

Jackie Chan might be from another planet, and he definitely doesn't look like a human.

I saw Jackie Chan and thought I was watching an alien.

Jackie Chan is not from Earth, he’s from Mars.

3

To Jackie Chan someone is to beat them up so hard they're probably thinking about retiring.

He Jackie Chan’d the villain until he was begging for mercy.

I Jackie Chan’d my brother and now he’s too tired to play video games.

4

Jackie Chan is the greatest movie star ever, and he’s got more energy than a 10-year-old on a sugar rush.

Jackie Chan is so good he makes the movies look like they’re made of gold.

Jackie Chan is the reason I watch movies instead of sleeping.

5

Jackie Chan is the only person who can make a room full of Asians look like they’re all related.

I walked into a room with Jackie Chan and 10 Asians, and I thought I was in a family reunion.

Jackie Chan looks like my cousin, and now I think everyone in Asia is related.

6

Jackie Chan is the only man who could fight ten people with just a shoe and a broomstick, and he’d still have time to laugh at them.

He used a shoe and a broomstick to beat up ten people and still had energy to dance.

Jackie Chan fought ten guys with a broomstick, and they didn’t even know what hit them.

7

Jackie Chan is a legendary Asian-American martial artist who makes Bruce Lee look like he’s taking a nap.

Jackie Chan fights like he’s in a movie, and Bruce Lee is just watching.

Jackie Chan is the real deal, and Bruce Lee is just the sidekick.