Jackie Book

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A book that adults read when they want to pretend they aren’t totally obsessed with poop and farts. It’s got dirty words and stuff that would make your mom blush.

My teacher caught me reading one during lunch. She said I was acting like a dog who just ate a sock.

My brother’s Jackie Book has a picture of a guy wearing a hat made of spaghetti.

I read one in the bathroom and got a ticket from the principal.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A book that has so much swearing and weird stuff that it might cause your brain to explode. It’s basically a diary for people who think they’re cool.

I read one in the library and got kicked out. The librarian said I was ‘too loud for a book.’

My friend’s Jackie Book has a guy who talks to a chicken. It’s weird.

I tried to read one during math and failed the test. Big mistake.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A book that’s so dirty it should come with a warning label. It’s got people doing stuff that your dog would be ashamed of.

My mom took my Jackie Book away because it had a guy wearing a banana on his head.

I read one during breakfast and my dad said I was ‘too much for cereal.’

I tried to hide my Jackie Book under my bed, but it fell out and my brother saw it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago