Jackie Bao

Jackie Bao is the only person who can make me cry while laughing at my dumbest puns.

She’s like a superhero, but with better fashion sense and worse patience.

I asked her if she wanted a sandwich, and she said, 'I’m not a kid.'

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I had homework. I did. She didn’t.

She called me at 3 a. m. to tell me she missed me. I didn’t miss her. I missed the call.

She messaged me at 1 a. m. to say, 'I love you.' I replied, 'Okay.'

I didn’t bring snacks. She ate my whole lunch. I cried.

She stole my chips. I cried. She laughed.

I tried to bring her snacks. She stole them. I cried. She laughed. I cried more.

She said I looked like a fool in my shirt. I did. She looked cool.

I wore my best outfit. She said it was ‘okay.’ I cried.

I tried to impress her. She said I was ‘average.’ I cried. I was average.

She texted me 10 times. Said, 'I love you.' I said, 'Okay.' She cried.

She sent me 10 messages. Said, 'I love you.' I said, 'You’re annoying.' She said, 'I know.'

She texted me 10 times. I blocked her. She texted me 10 more times.

She didn’t do her homework. I did hers. She laughed.

She said I had to do her homework. I did. She didn’t. I cried.

She made me do her homework. I did. She did hers. I cried.