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Jackie is the most amazing girl ever. She makes your day with her smile, but she's also the worst lame-o. Her eyes are so good, guys would kill for her, but she's taken, so you're screwed. She's weird as hell, but you'll love it eventually. Don’t ever lose her, or you’ll be a sad, lost puppy waiting to get hit by a truck.
DM: 'You're stuck with her, so just deal with it.'
Text: 'She's the only reason I'm not crying in a corner right now.'
Tweet: 'Jackie is the best, but also the worst. I love her, I hate her, I'm confused.'