Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

if your boobs are huge, they can't be cute and bouncy

My aunt has boobs like melons, and she’s never gonna be cute again.

My crush has giant boobs, and I can't even look at them without laughing.

If you're gonna have a big chest, you're gonna look like a sad sausage.

2

huge boobs mean no cute bounce, just a sad droop

My mom's boobs look like they’re gonna fall off any second.

My neighbor’s boobs are so big, they look like they're doing the wave.

If you're gonna have a big chest, you're gonna look like a sad pizza.

3

big boobs = no cute bounce, just a heavy sag

My sister’s boobs are so big, they look like they're gonna break.

My crush’s boobs are like two bags of bricks.

If you're gonna have a big chest, you're gonna look like a sad tent.

4

you can’t have big boobs and a cute bounce at the same time

My cousin's boobs are like two boulders, and they don’t bounce.

My crush’s boobs are like two bricks, and they just sag.

If you're gonna have a big chest, you're gonna look like a sad elephant.

5

if your boobs are big, they’re just gonna hang, no bounce

My aunt’s boobs look like two rocks, and they just hang.

My crush’s boobs are like two bricks, and they just sag.

If you're gonna have a big chest, you're gonna look like a sad cow.

6

huge boobs mean no bounce, just a heavy sag

My mom’s boobs look like two bags of sand, and they just hang.

My crush’s boobs are like two bricks, and they just sag.

If you're gonna have a big chest, you're gonna look like a sad mountain.