Jackholster

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A person who lets their phone go to voicemail like it’s their last will and testament

I called you 10 times and you didn’t even reply. You’re dead to me.

Your phone was on silent and you didn’t even answer. I’m writing your obituary.

I tried to call you for the group chat and you ghosted me like I was a spam message.

Someone who acts like they’re in a war when their phone rings

I called you and you ignored it like I was trying to assassinate you.

Your phone rang and you pretended it was a bomb. I was confused.

I called you during dinner and you answered like I was breaking into your house.

A person who makes their phone a prisoner and never lets it out

Your phone was in a jail cell and I was the warden trying to get you to answer.

I called you and your phone was in a coma. It didn’t wake up.

Your phone was locked up and I was the only one who could free it.

Someone who doesn’t answer their phone because they’re too busy being a diva

I called you and you didn’t answer because you were too busy being a star.

Your phone rang and you ignored it like it was a fan asking for an autograph.

You didn’t answer because you were too important for a normal phone call.

A person who lets their phone ring like it’s a funeral and doesn’t answer

Your phone rang 20 times and you didn’t answer. You’re a ghost.

I called you and you let the phone ring like it was your last day on Earth.

Your phone was ringing like it was the end of the world and you didn’t even answer.

A person who ignores their phone like it’s a curse

Your phone rang and you cursed it and walked away.

I called you and you didn’t answer because you thought it was a curse.

Your phone was trying to talk to you and you ignored it like it was a witch.