Jackhoe

Bro, you’re a jackhoe. You think you’re the first one to ever use a hoe? I was using hoes before you had a job.

My cousin is a jackhoe. He walks into a field like he’s the king of the dirt.

I asked him if he was a jackhoe. He said, 'I am. I don’t use a hoe. I am the hoe.'

He’s a jackhoe. He told me he invented the hoe. I said, 'You just use it more than most.'

My uncle is a jackhoe. He goes to the store and buys hoes like they’re going out of style.

I told my friend he was a jackhoe. He said, 'I am. I don’t need a hoe. I am the hoe.'

My neighbor is a jackhoe. He says he’s broken up with every hoe he’s ever used.

I asked him why he’s a jackhoe. He said, 'Because I’ve been dumped by every hoe I ever used.'

He told me he’s a jackhoe because he’s dating a new hoe every week.

He’s a jackhoe. Everyone in the neighborhood knows him by name because he’s so good with a hoe.

My dad is a jackhoe. He’s got a hoe so good, it’s got its own Instagram.

He told me he’s a jackhoe because he once weeded an entire field in under an hour.

He’s a jackhoe. He walks into a field like he owns it.

My brother is a jackhoe. He thinks he’s the king of the dirt because he used a hoe once.

He told me he’s a jackhoe because he once kicked a weed out of the way.

He’s a jackhoe. He works at the store and uses a hoe at night.

My coworker is a jackhoe. He’s got a hoe on his desk and uses it at work.

He told me he’s a jackhoe because he’s got a hoe on his phone and a hoe on his wall.