JackHoben

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill because he's chasing girls who are still in middle school. He won't stop talking about it.
He DMs every girl in his class, even the ones who are still wearing braids.
He keeps bragging about his 'young queen' in the lunchroom.
He told his mom he's going to marry his crush when he's 15.
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A man who can't handle his life and tries to impress people by chasing girls who look like they're still in elementary school.
He posts a selfie with a 12-year-old and says 'future wife.'
He tells his friends he's 'dating a baby.'
He texts his crush every day and says 'I love you, baby.'
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A guy who thinks he's hot stuff because he's dating a girl who hasn't even gotten her driver's license yet. He's not wrong, but he's not right either.
He posts a picture of them holding hands and says 'my little angel.'
He calls his crush 'my baby' in front of everyone.
He told his crush he's going to propose when he's 16.
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