jackhippie

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#smart#clueless#nerd

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A brainy know-it-all who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, but can’t tell a hot dog from a sandwich.
Why did I fail math? Because I forgot my lunch. I didn’t need my brain for that.
He knows the whole history of Rome, but can’t find his keys.
She can solve algebra in her head, but can’t tell if it’s raining or just sad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total genius who thinks they’re the only one who ever lived, but can’t make a bed without crying.
He got a perfect score on the test, but his pants were on backwards.
She aced the science fair, but spilled her entire drink on the floor.
He knew all the planets, but couldn’t remember where his backpack was.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A walking encyclopedia who thinks they’re the king of the world, but can’t cook an egg without burning it.
He knew every president, but forgot how to tie his shoes.
She could recite the whole dictionary, but couldn’t find her phone.
He knew all the elements, but couldn’t tell if it was a fire alarm or just loud music.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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