jackhibbert

I don't respect any other jack. Jackhibbert is the only one I'd let near my toilet.

Jackhibbert is the only jack who can beat me in a bet. The others are just losers.

If I had to pick one jack to save me from dying, it would be Jackhibbert. The others would let me rot.

Jackhibbert is like the king of the jacks. Everyone else is just peasants.

I tried to be a jack. Then I met Jackhibbert. Now I just throw up.

Jackhibbert doesn't just beat jacks. He makes them cry.

Other jacks don't talk to Jackhibbert. They just run away.

Jackhibbert came in, and the whole jack club shut up. They know he's the best.

If Jackhibbert says you're bad, you're bad. No arguing. No mercy.