jackhawk

He got caught doing the horizontal mambo while backing out of the mall parking lot like he was running from the cops.

She was doing the horizontal mambo in her dad's car while trying to escape a parking meter.

He did the horizontal mambo backward in a minivan and got stuck in a parking garage.

That guy hit on every girl in the coffee shop like they were the last burger at the diner.

He hit on my sister, my mom, and my grandma in the same day like he was going broke.

He hit on every barista in the store like he was going to pay for the whole coffee shop.