Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Using your own junk to make yourself pass out from the fun.

I tried jackhang and my nuts got so excited they passed out.

My buddy jackhangs every morning before work. He’s like a human vacuum cleaner.

Jackhang is the only thing that keeps me from crying during math class.

2

You’re so into it you forget you’re dying.

I was jackhanging so hard I forgot I was choking myself.

She was jackhanging in the bathroom and didn’t notice her hair was on fire.

He jackhanged during a Zoom call and his boss thought he was having a stroke.

3

You’re so stupid you think you can do two things at once.

Jackhang is just a fancy way of saying I’m dumb and I’m trying to be cool.

I tried jackhang and now I’m stuck between being a hero and a moron.

My dog tried to jackhang and just ended up looking confused.

4

You’re so lazy you’re willing to die for a quick fix.

Jackhang is the only way I get through the day without coffee.

I jackhang instead of doing my homework. It’s faster.

My mom caught me jackhanging and said I was worse than my brother.

5

You’re so horny you’re willing to choke yourself to death.

Jackhang is like being in a horror movie and you’re the main character.

I jackhang so much I think I’m gonna die before I turn 16.

He jackhangs in the middle of the street and doesn’t even care if people laugh at him.

6

You’re so tired you’re just trying to avoid getting up.

Jackhang is the only thing that keeps me from going to school.

I jackhang so much I think I’m gonna sleep through my entire life.

She jackhangs in her pajamas and still manages to be the worst student in class.