Jackhander

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A guy grabs his meat with both hands like he's fighting a monster, and his partner holds his arms like they're doing a wrestling match. It’s like a penis version of a tug-of-war, and it’s usually done with a lot of moaning and swearing.
My uncle tried to jackhander at my cousin's wedding and got stuck in the bathroom for an hour.
My dad said he jackhandered his boss and got fired for it.
My friend did a jackhander during a Zoom call and everyone had to leave.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A jackhand is a twig of a kid with freckles who’s either rich, trouble, or both. He’s probably a gym rat and sounds like a mouse when he talks.
My neighbor’s jackhand brother won the school talent show by doing a backflip and squeaking like a mouse.
My teacher said the jackhand in our class was the best at dodgeball.
My cousin’s jackhand brother ran away from home because he was caught eating chocolate for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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