JackHammered

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When a guy shoves his penis like a jackhammer into your face so hard it feels like your skull is gonna explode.

My boyfriend tried to jackhammer me during a group chat. I now have a permanent eye twitch.

At the party, Dave jackhammered my friend until she cried. Then he did it again.

My sister said her ex jackhammered her so much she had to go to the ER. She still hasn’t forgiven him.

A guy's wild, fast sex move that makes a girl feel like she's being attacked by a man with no life and a broken penis.

My cousin’s boyfriend jackhammered her so fast she looked like she was on a rollercoaster.

My friend's mom said her husband jackhammered her every night like it was a job.

My neighbor said his girlfriend jackhammered him so much he had to take a break from dating.

A position where you lift a girl like she’s a weight and ram your penis into her like you’re trying to break her bones.

At the gym, my friend tried to jackhammer his crush and ended up falling over.

My mom said her husband jackhammered her upside down while watching wrestling.

My brother jackhammered his girlfriend so hard she had to take a nap after.

The worst sex move ever. It’s so bad it makes women want to throw their phones at you and also leave your life forever.

My friend’s boyfriend jackhammered her so much she posted a tweet about it. The tweet had 1000 likes.

My sister said her ex jackhammered her so bad she had to switch to a new pillow.

My neighbor’s wife said her husband jackhammered her so much she started a TikTok about it.

A guy’s stupid way of trying to look cool. It’s just fast, wild thrusting with no skill and a lot of screaming.

At the party, my friend jackhammered his crush and got laughed at by everyone.

My cousin’s boyfriend jackhammered her so much he broke his phone in the process.

My brother jackhammered his girlfriend and got a standing ovation from his friends.

When a guy tries to make sex feel like he’s jacking off, which is the most selfish thing ever.

My friend said his boyfriend jackhammered him so much he looked like he was jacking off in public.

At school, my crush jackhammered me so fast I had to take a break from life.

My neighbor’s husband jackhammered his wife like she was a side dish.

A position where you lift a girl’s legs like she’s a robot and slam your penis into her like you’re trying to win a competition.

My friend’s boyfriend jackhammered her so much she had to go to the hospital.

At the park, my crush jackhammered me like it was a competition.

My mom said her husband jackhammered her so hard she had to take a break from life.